MtV Movie Awards: Red Carpet Part 3

The Queen Betty White and the adorable Bradley Cooper. This is how you do casual dress guys!

Sandra Bullock's Oday Shakar sequined dress is beautiful as was her speech (even though no one thought for a second she was going anywhere.)

I like Amanda Seyfried's sheer dress but she's looking a little scrawny. Where'd her curves go?

Even uber-hot Rob can't get away with a sloppy white tee, a SHORTER black jacket and khakis. He needs to take some cues from Taylor.

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are going to have the hottest wedding in the world.

I heart Paul Rudd. One time, I went by his apartment in the East Village and he was there...with his wife and I ran.

Cute jumpsuit on Elizabeth Reaser but the annoying hair!

iCarly! Miranda Cosgrove looks so cute and age appropriate and her legs look a mile long in nude heels.

I actually don't mind this dress on Stephanie Pratt. It's kind of on-trend and fun. I'm imagining what it would look like on someone without horrible extensions and a fake tan.

I don't know why but I just don't get Jessica Biel. I DO get her super cute Giambattista Valli dress. Also, her hair is very shiny. I wonder what she uses.

*photos via Just Jared and TMZ*

In Defense of: Jessica Simpson

I'm sorry I haven't blogged in forever! OK, so it's been less than a week but it feels like forever. It's been a really crappy couple of days and since I don't like to bring people into my problems, (I'd rather keep it all inside and then get sick) I was super quiet. Even on Twitter! I also can't load pics to Blogger for some reason and it's bugging me and I need to figure it out. But, it's a new day and I'm going to TRY to be positive. :/ I have a feeling my posts are going to take a bit of a...snarky tone. Hey, that's the first time I've said the word snarky! That's the second! (REALLY dorky musical theatre reference. A mix CD to whoever can guess the show.) Let's start with something that's been making me mad lately (surprise, surprise!)

"Sometimes I wish I could be more like Coach Tanka. He pulled a Jessica Simpson. You know, lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds, stopped showering, and everyone acts like it's totally normal." -Glee

"It looks like she has no waist...the length is dowdy."
"Fire your stylist for that dress."
"GO DOWN A SIZE." -All GFY

"She looks like the broad side of a Mack Truck." -Yeeeah.com

"Is FAT Jessica Simpson still hot?" - Askmen.com

I could go on forever but it annoys me too much to continue. What effed up thing happened where Jessica Simpson is the poster girl for fat and pathetic? It's not just how all the media attention of her looks effects her, but the problem is how it effects girls everywhere. Do we really want a 13 year old to look at pictures of Jess and think, Man, if she's fat, I'm huge! I better go to a Pro-Ana website ASAP. On The View, she said that if she doesn't find someone by 40, she's going to have a baby with gay BFF Ken Paves. She was attacked on the web within the hour. Who hasn't made that pact with their GBF? She's just so real that it freaks people out. It's like people are yelling, Girls aren't supposed to say those things!

I love her show on VH1, The Price of Beauty. It makes me literally laugh out loud (come on, you KNOW you want to laugh sometimes when you're supposed to be "meditating,") and cry when she meets with women who have done horrific things to themselves to feel beautiful. I wasn't always a fan of Jessica's but I love way she has handled all this crap in such a classy way, and all the amazing things she does for Operation Smile.

I'm not saying we should never criticize someones clothes, (I can spot a "don't" a mile away) but let's try celebrating women instead of picking them apart. Instead of saying, "Jessica's eyes look dead!" (the GFY girls again,) how about appreciating that she's on Marie Claire with NO makeup on and looks beautiful? Instead of saying how lonely and pathetic she is, let's try pointing out the classy way she handles her life in her 20s (ahem Lindsey L.)

What do you guys think? Is her weight fair game for being a celeb?

Bye Bye Brenda

Brenda went home this week on ANTM and although she was definitely one of the weakest, I think Alasia should have left. This picture was horrible. Keep in mind, she was supposed to be a model on the subway.

She's cute and has potential but she has maybe one of the worst personalities of any girl ever to be on the show. She fights with everyone. She screams at the other girls saying, "I know where you sleep!" I would be scared to live with her! She's beyond ghetto and fully admits it. She makes me uncomfortable to watch and there is no way she'll be a Covergirl. Come on Tyra, seriously? Enough.

Her only friend in the house, Angelea, won the challenge with pic.

It's really not that great. She's also crazy (a quote this week: "It's hard to live with a bunch of girls, especially females") so I know I see her differently than the judges. These 3 are my top picks this week.

Alexandra is beautiful and looks totally like the UES girl she was trying to be.

I'm pretty sure Raina could work right now.

Krista is stunning! And so classy. I want to hang out with her.

The others were just OK.

Anslee is pretty blah all the time.

I usually really like Jessica but her "club goer" look is really flat. She's not usually this plain looking.

Who do you want to win? How great is Andre Leon Talley as a judge?

All The Wings of LOVE!

Yes, it's ridiculous but he really is cute.

So tonight, 31 year old pilot Jake, chose the ex-Hooter's Girl over "Ten Things About Tenley." I will not recap. You can watch it online. What I learned from these sad, pathetic women and this crazy, but hysterical!, show is what men REALLY want. Let's look at some pictures, shall we?

Jake and Tenley LOOK perfect together. She has amazing hair. She's super skinny. She has a really "cute" voice and is the nicest person EVER. (No one is that nice!) She also seems to have zero flaws, not even a fly away. She has no opinions and is a total "yes" girl.

You know it takes her forever to get that perfect curl.

Gorge. She's like a Disney princess.

Now, onto Jake's future wife, 23 YEAR OLD, Vienna.

Between the boob job and the straw hair, she's just tragic.

Her hair is CRIMPED.

NOT sexy.

Vienna has fake nails, fake hair, and she is a terrible dresser. So why did Jake choose her? And why am I dropping hundreds on hair products to make me less frizzy, designer dresses to make me look more skinny, and highlights to make me look "natural" but better. Because, obviously they don't notice. Tenley must be looking at Vienna like, "HOW DID SHE DO NOTHING AND ATTRACT HIM? SHE HAS ACRYLIC NAILS!!" I think that Jake loves that Vienna is not perfect. She's kind of a bitch, not that pretty, and doesn't fit any mold but she makes him laugh. And with a little, OK big, makeover, she can clean up nicely.

I'm going to wear a mini banana clip and no makeup tomorrow. We'll see what happens.

Thanks to www.buddytv.com for the pics!