Yes, it's ridiculous but he really is cute.
So tonight, 31 year old pilot Jake, chose the ex-Hooter's Girl over "Ten Things About Tenley." I will not recap. You can watch it online. What I learned from these sad, pathetic women and this crazy, but hysterical!, show is what men REALLY want. Let's look at some pictures, shall we?
Jake and Tenley LOOK perfect together. She has amazing hair. She's super skinny. She has a really "cute" voice and is the nicest person EVER. (No one is that nice!) She also seems to have zero flaws, not even a fly away. She has no opinions and is a total "yes" girl.
You know it takes her forever to get that perfect curl.
Gorge. She's like a Disney princess.
Now, onto Jake's future wife, 23 YEAR OLD, Vienna.
Between the boob job and the straw hair, she's just tragic.
Her hair is CRIMPED.
NOT sexy.
Vienna has fake nails, fake hair, and she is a terrible dresser. So why did Jake choose her? And why am I dropping hundreds on hair products to make me less frizzy, designer dresses to make me look more skinny, and highlights to make me look "natural" but better. Because, obviously they don't notice. Tenley must be looking at Vienna like, "HOW DID SHE DO NOTHING AND ATTRACT HIM? SHE HAS ACRYLIC NAILS!!" I think that Jake loves that Vienna is not perfect. She's kind of a bitch, not that pretty, and doesn't fit any mold but she makes him laugh. And with a little, OK big, makeover, she can clean up nicely.
I'm going to wear a mini banana clip and no makeup tomorrow. We'll see what happens.
Thanks to www.buddytv.com for the pics!
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